4. This guy, who thinks buying a textbook from a girl means she owes him something.
5. This guy, who thinks it’s nice to tell women they’re horny first thing in the morning.
9. This guy, who can’t understand why a girl he’s never spoken to before doesn’t want to go out with him.
11. This guy, who thought being blocked meant he should find another way to reach out.
13. This guy, who thinks telling women how to dress and act is a good idea.
“Unfortunately, I have never had intercourse with a woman that I found exceptional or noteworthy. If you want to impress me, cover up your breasts, take off the makeup, and impress me with your knowledge. Let us discuss quantum particles, or the works of Darwin and Einstein. Let us marvel at the universe and the vastness of infinity. Ye gods, my mind aches at the vapidity of my generation…”