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    16 Times Sex Got Pretty Damn Kinky In 2017

    1. The extra-curricular activities: “One day after class, my boyfriend and I stayed back in the lecture hall. He lifted me onto the professor’s podium and started to eat me out. I? moaned ‘Professor, how can I? bring my grade up? I? need to pass this class.’ He picked me up and threw me onto […] More

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    15 Times Lindsay Lohan Tweeted At Celebrities Trying To Get Them To Talk To Her

    [unable to retrieve full-text content] A simple list. Donald Trump: Twitter: @lindsaylohan Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Beyonce you too: Twitter: @lindsaylohan Chris Brown: Twitter: @lindsaylohan President Obama: Twitter: @lindsaylohan One Direction, Nicki Minaj, and Lady Gaga: Twitter: @lindsaylohan Disney, the corporation: Twitter: @lindsaylohan Bill Maher: Twitter: @lindsaylohan The president of Uganda: Twitter: @lindsaylohan The […] More

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    21 Times People Lied And The Internet Sherlocked The Fuck Outta Them

    [unable to retrieve full-text content] You cannot fool the internet. The beachgoer: Twitter: @unilad The fitness nut: The commuter: Twitter: @jallbate The Wendy’s fan: Twitter: @Wendys The Tubby Custard troll: The big tipper: The ex: The stage-five clinger: The squinter: The expert weaver: The English speaker: The […] More

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    Suspect Under Arrest After Plowing Into Pedestrians In Times Square

    A nutcase has caused serious pain and suffering for innocent New Yorkers. Richard Rojas, 26, a Navy veteran from the Bronx, was taken into custody by the NYPD. He is responsible for plowing his vehicle into pedestrians on a three-block rampage in Times Square  — killing one and injuring 22 others, cops said. [embedded content] Driver plows […] More

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