Corona got me like
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I wish I had that problem. Its just been me alone in my apartment after work.
Appropriate response from the man:
It’s “more quiet*ly*,” you stupid bitch..
There’s gonna be so many hot singles in my area once the quarantine is lifted…
Am I in the minority for actually marrying someone that I like?
Imagine all the relationships where they moved in together right before quarantine and now they can’t leave… ouch.
she legit pees louder on purpose bro
Is that Jennifer Garner?
More quiet
I’m from Florida. I’m used to this crap coming with no electricty, no water, and winds around 150mph.
JESUS CHRIST JOHN, CAN YOU HEAR JUST A LITTLE MORE QUIET, IT’S SO LOUD!
Who’s going to be the first couple to name their kid corona or covid
“You chew like a horse. That eats rocks.” Wife states.
“Sorry dear.” Me.
u/repostsleuthbot
I’m already there after a couple days…
A prediction from these quarantines: divorce rate will skyrocket and there will be a lot of babies born in the next year.
What’s the name of this new generation?
Quaranteens, Coronnials, Baby Doomers, Epidemicals, Pandemials, Generation ‘F’, the Coughspring, COVIDies, Coroniños.
*quietly. (Yeah, i bet that would go over well.)
Actually said this before….
are the straits ok?
We aren’t even in quarantine yet. Just the stress of the inevitable is causing this.
r/arethestraightsok
Quietly. The word is quietly. For fuck’s sake.
/r/arethestraightsok
Winner!!!
…meanwhile in Australia?
Had to get up and walk out of my house to keep from hearing my daughters eat their apples.
/u/Repostsleuthbot
This is why Tuesday for me
This will be the most epic relationship test ever.
Not me and my wife! We’re doing great! She’s only strangled me a few times so far!
Pro tip: marry someone you like.
Me and my partner saw this earlier and debated back and forth if she was like this, we both had our valid points.
After a good hour we came to a compromise and agreed that she was right.
My wife had 3 conference calls and worked out at lunch with a coworker over video and played loud workout music. It was definitely a bit much to handle sitting 15 feet away
This is totally my bestie, but I’m not sure she’d appreciate being told so lol
r/arethestraightsok
I laughed at this one like a week ago. And I’ve been at work like normal. Even the picture is worse, fucking garbage posts.
You can call a dude a cunt because it’s funny and who cares. This does not work the other way around for reasons no one remembers.
He’s thinking about a divorce from his verbally abusive bitch wife
It’s becoming more clear now why everyone who moved to Alaska in the summer time ended up leaving after one winter. Snowflakes, the lot of you! lol
Omg,I can relate to this? Hilarious
Language makes this un-funny…just sayin’…
My husband and I spent a month living in the bedroom this winter getting a major renovation on our house, somehow didn’t have a single argument. We’ve been together 24/7 for a week now and still getting along fine. I think that we might be made for each other.
lmao yessssssssssssssssss
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