Did a rooster write this?

Did a rooster write this? 7

Did a rooster write this? 8

Did a rooster write this?

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  1. There’s going to be a lot of confusion when people wake up tomorrow to find that *”what do roosters do”* is the top Google search.

  2. I fucking hate Roosters, they’re raging assholes. My uncle had one on his farm and that little spawn of evil incarnate would chase me around the yard anytime I stepped off his deck. It was like a little whirlwind of chaos and unrestrained fury, somehow simultaneously both quicker and slower than it actually has any right to be.

    Think you’re gaining distance from it? Nope, it’s somehow cut you off at some non-existent corner that magically manifested from the void for the sole purpose of sentencing you to your fate of death by small bird. Think it’s about to attack because it’s gained ground on you? Think again – it exists solely to fill your nightmares with sounds of terror, fluttering up behind your head and flapping it’s hell-spawn wings so quickly you think you’re about to meet your end, but then it’s back to chasing you. To what purpose? Entertainment? Anger at its very existence as a piece of shit? Who knows.

    Little territorial shits.

  3. I’m indifferent about what a rooster do, I’m more fascinated that in 26 years I’ve never heard “farmyard”, I’ve always heard it as “barnyard”

  4. Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?

  5. Roosters are assholes. When I was a child I fed our neighbors chickens for a summer, and that damned asshole of a rooster tried to chase me down every. damn. time. that I came over. Never met one that was any better mannered.

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