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Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted.


Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted.



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  2. Written above the seat in a porta john I once used, “OSHA regulations states, any turd longer than 6″ must be lowered by hand to avoid splash back.”

  3. My favorite one that I read was:

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    ***In days of old***

    ***When Knights were bold***

    ***and toilets weren’t invented,***

    ***They left their load***

    ***Upon the road***

    ***And walked away contented.***

  4. I posted this in a similar post, but I worked at a retail chain and for 3 years straight and one of the employees kept carving the words “POOP SOCK” into the men’s stall wall every single time we painted over it.

    We never found the crazy bastard.

  5. Truck driver shitter:

    Here I sit, with a broken heart

    Took 3 pills, but my truck won’t start

    Just to prove I’m a super trucker

    I’ll take 3 more and push the fucker

  6. “Here I sit, in smelly vapor,

    Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

    Shall I lurk, or shall I linger,

    Or shall I be forced to use my finger.”

    I used to write that in like every stall back in middle school lol.

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