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How to keep the bus seat next to you unoccupied

How to keep the bus seat next to you unoccupied 7


How to keep the bus seat next to you unoccupied 8

How to keep the bus seat next to you unoccupied




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  1. Double edged sword right here. On the one hand yes it will drive off quite a few people, but generally those people would have sat there quietly and ignored you. Eventually you’re going to get that one person that you actually would’ve wanted to avoid that’s going to sit down and talk your damn ear off.

  2. Really depends on the bus…everyone here seems relatively normal so someone being a little weird might put them off.

    There are busses where this guy would look way too normal for a little thing like this to make him the seat to avoid. Between the guy tapping the seat and the 400 lb. guy eating raw chicken out of a Frisbee, I’m gonna say hi to my new best friend Taps McGee.

  3. Honestly, give me two happy hour drinks and I probably sit next to him. I get pretty chatty when buzzed and he has friendly smile.

  4. Amateur hour – just tip some water on the seat and if someone tries to sit down explain that the last person wet themselves.

  5. I used to take the commuter bus into work. One day I was late and on a later bus that ran after commuting time. I get on the bus and there is one guy on the bus before me. He has his stuff on the aisle seat. I walk down to him and asked to sit in that seat. He is kinda confused but says sure and starts moving his stuff. I then told him I was only screwing with him and we laughed Heartily. I moved down to my own seat.

  6. When I used to take the Gray hound a lot, I’d lean against the window and pull a blanket/hood up over my face. No one wants to sit next to the mystery person.

  7. The scientist in me wants to see this repeated without any double seats being unoccupied, such as the one in front of him. I must know if it’s truly effective.

  8. Yeah as a woman in my 20s, I’m betting I’d just lure the creeps in and give them a viable “But you wanted it!” excuse.

  9. This works when you first move into a new place too. Be SUPER friendly at first and chat your neighbor’s ear off…preferably about your cat or hobby they have no interest in.

    The rest of the time you are there they will avoid talking to you or even looking your way.

  10. Why this is dumb:.assuming the bus isn’t at capacity no one one is going to sit next to him anyways.

    But by inviting everyone like that he’s almost guaranteeing that who does sit next to him will he a weirdo.

    No upside in this play. Funny as fuck though.

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