I taught you well son
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Dad: “my work is compete.”
“you have learnt well”
Well how the turntables
Dad is infuriated and proud of his son at the same time
The Council of Dad Jokes is proud
You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
Jokes on you my dad left me
Thats my boy
When I saw you last I was but the learner, now I am the master
aren’t you supposed to say that to your wife?
>!Unless… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!<
“I’ve won but at what cost”
Dad : I’ll be keeping this one
I feel like this meme deserves a lot more updootes just because of that edit lmao
Dad: Hey! I’m Serious
Son: No, you’re Getting a Divorce.
I almost sent this to my mom
Who the fuck marrys his son
Oof 100
F
My true successor
Wholesome
Dad: well actually your not mine anymore so yeah
i’m getting a hi son divorce
Is he married to his son ?
When you’re best friend jumps off a cliff for suicide, but his last word was ‘Yeet’
*You dare use my spells against me potter?*
This is hilarious ?
meme of the day and it’s only 9am
Sons probably the one who smashed his wife, hence the dad joke
uno reverse card
Perfection
I have taught you all that I could. You are ready to take on the Karen’s. Go forth my son! Bring the cleansing to them!
Your son must have made a girl pregnant or else the dad jokes hormones won’t kick in
dad: ah i see you are a man of culture as well
Plot twist:
The dad is a woman in a psychiatric hospital. She hasn’t taken her meds and is having auditory and visual hallucinations. She is getting divorced by a fictitious wife and roasted by a son who’s not even real.
How the turntables
hes been trained well
Do you guys now any good orc porn videos??
my time has come
the mother: nah, you’re not.
Why did this make me laugh so hard
Dad: and that is destiny fulfilled
The sun jokes are coming
“How dare you use my own spells against me potter”
At least you can have a step-mom now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The only reason those tears wouldn’t be tears of joy
– She won the truck
– She won the house
– She won the dog
By this point your life has no meaning as you only managed to win the useless fuck who stole all your jokes
How is Dad getting a divorce by himself? Shouldn’t it be “we’re getting a divorce”?
Not bad kid
Ok
Mission Accomplished
Im just commenting because.. 68!!!