I want him at my funeral
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I want him at my funeral
hmcsantos 479 Views 7 Votes 36 Comments
hmcsantos 479 Views 7 Votes 36 Comments
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Well if I win the lottery one day I know were the cash is going!
I’d pay the $1000 and have him attempt to jump into an urn hole.
Only one business in the world that gets you this rich
This might sound weird to y’all but we actually have these kind of people in my country. They come to the funeral and talk about sad stuff to make other people cry and they get paid for it handsomely
Best scam, youd never know if he even did it. Just pocket it and wait, what are you gonna do rise from the grave for a refund
Ok but how will you know if he actually did it. He could just not do it, like what are you gonna do ask for your money back?
What a steal only a hundred for bahamian hollering
Yes how much to toss the person out of the casket
$100 I will stand in the corner of the service and then under a tree at the cemetery to confuse loved ones.
This was a thing in Ireland for centuries. Professional mourners. It created an entire song tradition, and is thought to be the origin of the Banshee myth.
If he’s not at my funeral I’m not going
You my find this funny, but in my country, Croatia, similar as in other balkan countries with similar cultural influence in some aspects, like Serbia, there are women, who like this gentleman here are professional mourners, although they dont do it for money rather for sake of the familiy of the decised. Hope you liked my fun fact.
Best 1000$ ever spent
How much to cry and jump into the incinerator?
Where’s “stand mysteriously in the distance with an umbrella”
It’s very normal thing in India
6.crying and jumping into the grave only to climb out and jump back in. $2000
I’ll steal your coffin : $10000
Imagine if you buy a bunch of those and you have a orgy in the grave
Take my money … just don’t be surprised if you’re the only one there
I’m saving $1000 so I’m not alone when their lowering me down
I just want someone dressed in all black with a veil and parasol to stand silently at the back of the service, and drop a rose on my grave in the rain. Too much?
Hindus have a tad bit different funeral…is it okay with him?
Damn, I need a loan for this
Just the specialist I need. My Family and friends are primarily white, asian, or Hispanic…..this would confuse them so much it will give me just enough time to sell my soul to the devil and in return be reincarnated as one of those little bird things that dip their beaks into the water and go up and down…..I feel like I was meant for that life y’know
He is cutting a deal with those prices
Take my 1k
1000 dollars well spent
I have $1000 and no will to live
I’m sorry wallet
I think he is going to The only One at my funeral…
Tf is Bahamian hollering?
Yes, I would like a number 5 and a number 1.
Wait a minute, if the person who’s funeral it is ordered this guy how are you supposed to know if he actually delivers.
Fun real
If I’m dead how do I know if you actually do it?