I went to the Airport
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I went to the Airport
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Others: avoiding contact as far as possible
Two guys in the background: ***WWE NOISES***
There are two people fighting in the background
What the fuck happened
I hope that was candy spray.
The eyes in the second panel absolutely kill me.
Hi, would you sign my petition for Equal Slime rights? *holds out clipboard*
It’s *cough cough* fine, I’m completely *cough* healthy
remember… no covid.
So what did you get me from the airport?
[learn to wear a mask properly](https://i.imgur.com/hiAcmlu.png)
“Omg is that srgrafo ive been a fan for a while maybe i should go say hi”
Proceeds to get sprayed
**Halloween Pro Tip:** Use a long tube (PVC pipe is cheap and available at any Lowes/HomeDepot) to slide the candy down into the kids’ bags.
**Halloween SuperPro Tip:** Get a really long PVC pipe and do it from a second-floor window.
Strange man is arrested at airport for covering innocent child in mysterious liquid after posting about it on social media. More news at seven.
u/SrGrafo, I’m currently in quarantine because I got the ‘rona. Can you send cookies?
This is the same for me when i traveled to where i am now, but as soon i got off the plane i had people yelling at me to get on the fucking bus because *military*
You missed drawing a lighter
This is why I just keep a hula-hoop witih knives on it in constant motion around my body. Plus my abs look great now.
why are you fighting people who have masks on properly? the fuck man
Why does that child have a goatie?
How did you get that aerosol past security?
The other day I had a person actually back away from me, for the first time, out of sheer terror that I might be “infected.” We were both wearing masks, so it was probably fine. But still…
… I could not ignore this secret urge, deep down inside me, to suddenly start making noises like a zombie, and lurching after this guy, like we were suddenly in a zombie flick.
Luckily, I don’t want to get shot at, so I resisted the urge.
Wait, isn’t Halloween 4 days from now?
Sir, sir, sir? SIR! 6 FEET SIR!
It is easy to socially distance when you have no social life.
Spray my body plz.
As long as the spray is flavoured its all fair game
Just swing around like a chopper with a 6 foot pole.
Most people will stay at the preferred distance.
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Some however will stay at a greater distance to send bullets your way.
…….
Might not be a smart idea to actually do though.
Dont do that to a jehovah’s witness. They will take your sweet time getting as close to you sweet as for the while day
Everyone should rewatch airplane! to help brush up on their airport combat skills.
We made up little prefilled bags of candy and are going set them out on a table so the little disease ridden bastards can keep their germs to themselves but still enjoy the pleasures of youth.
One of guys fighting in the background should have not had a face mask on