If I ever travel across Britain this will be my route
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If I ever travel across Britain this will be my route
hmcsantos 249 Views 5 Votes 31 Comments
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If you are going to Fingringhoe, worth swinging by Boxted, Essex so you can drive up Burnt Dick Hill
Couldn’t believe there was an actual Shitterton, so I looked it up:
> Shitterton is a hamlet in Dorset, England. It has attracted worldwide attention for its name, which dates back at least 1000 years
Oh, okay, so it must just be amusing in modern English. What did it mean originally?
> and means “farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer”
…oh. It’s literally always meant “shit town”, more or less.
“Met a nice girl on holiday in Cumbria.”
“Cockermouth?”
“Na, we just kissed.”
You missed [Wetwang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang) in Yorkshire
Tough call, do you start in Twatt and finish in Shitterton or go straight for Shitterton and finish in Twatt ?
Not stopping at Cockfosters?
He’s taking the obscenic route.
As you pass Kent, you should go to Pratt’s Bottom
It blows my mind you can drive the length of the country in 22 hours. Taking the scenic rout at that!
This 100% feels like something in /r/TopGear
You should really start in Twatt and finish in shitterton, doing it the other way could lead to some bad experiences.
Wait are these actually real?
Keep going into Devon for Crapstone.
Read this aloud to my wife, her eyes got bigger and bigger as I went.
Will let you know how this turns out
Update: I’m eating peanuts while watching the X-Files
Hah! London!
May I humbly add Slutshole to your itinerary?
[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Slutshole+Ln,+Attleborough/@52.5266603,1.0668637,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x47d9c4b2ac62d977:0x15c022ba73fca258!8m2!3d52.5266603!4d1.0690524](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Slutshole+Ln,+Attleborough/@52.5266603,1.0668637,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x47d9c4b2ac62d977:0x15c022ba73fca258!8m2!3d52.5266603!4d1.0690524)
When Trump visited Scotland people in Twatt protested by holding signs that read ‘there’s already a twatt in Scotland’
That took me a second to see what was going on but you should do it anyways. Sounds like a real kink fest
Scunthorpe should be included in this.
TIL every town in England was named by Reddit.
I like Clitheroe. It’s both my favourite town and superhero
Back in the Middle Ages until the Puritans were in charge GropeCunt Lane was a common street name in English towns that indicated prostitution in the area.
You should swing by Aston Villa, the place is full of cunts.
Shame all the Gropecunt Lanes have been renamed
First I see the post in CasualUK about a guy running penis shapes and now this.
Oh, what a glorious day.
r/thegrandtour next special
Minge Lane is worth a look this time of year .
If you time it right, you could swing through Wangford in Suffolk just in time for Wangfest.
Grope Lane in Shrewsbury, was once Gropecunt Lane.
There’s a fair few cocks there, but if you want to get more specific, you could always traverse Bellenden Road in Peckham as you pass through London.
It’d be a shame not to visit Clitheroe in between Penistone and Cockermouth.